A dude with a sense of humour…for a while.
I’m posting the classic pre-Chef song
(though it was hard to go past Chocolate Salty Balls)
1 Cook delicious pasta sauce using bacon, beef, garlic, capsicum, red wine and herbs.
2 Simmer sauce for half an hour enjoying wonderful aroma.
3 Put large pot of water on to boil.
4 Test sauce for thickness. Too runny? Add one or two teaspoons of cornflour mixed with a small amount of water.
5 Watch and wonder at pasta sauce frothing and bubbling out of the pot and all over stove.
6 Check packet of corn flour. Put on glasses. Swear at packet of Bicarbonate of Soda.
7 Send husband out for burgers and chips.